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Florida Day 1 to 6

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Clearwater, Florida; a home from home that I have grown up in for over twenty five years and am full of memories.  Some happy, some sad; mostly of being bored when I was a kid.  As time as gone on it has become a place of comfort.  An escape from the City and a place to recharge.

It’s a place of solitude.  You can get nowhere easily without a car, perhaps a bike if you are lucky.  Forget walking to a local shop – are you mad?  There is no local shop.  There’s a beach with rows of Condos (expensive blocks of flats to us) or houses on the sea.  And I was lucky enough to be in a house on a sea to witness the sea safari.

To be in a dwelling on the sea with only a murmur of cars behind you is a grounding experience.  I arrived exhausted from the energy of the city and I knew I had minimal time to rest.  Is it not ridiculous that life can be so hectic in the city even for someone without children that they feel so ill they have to rest?  I’d over eaten and over drunk for months.  Well that didn’t stop in Florida but the food was at least healthier and the booze less.  I blame all that sea air for having to go to bed before 10pm.

During some time with family that reside there I got to see a strange experience for a person who has no children, which was babies learning to swim.  My niece of 18 months was going for swimming lessons and I was impressed by her ability to actually swim albeit a panicked tiny amount but still it was impressive.  Unfortunately I was distracted by the other half of the pool containing some pensioners doing a class of swim aerobics.  I couldn’t help but notice how full of non movement their class was.  If anything they just seemed to be still in a circle and not really treading water at all but then why should I have been surprised?  The guy taking the class was bigger than all of them.  How could they have a sense of hope looking at him?

So not much to report on the first few days, except relaxation and watching the dolphins swim by morning and eve.  A baby turtle even popped by to say hello.  A dead seahorse had been discarded on the dock but that wasn’t as much of a shock as the giant dead fish in the pool that some Pelican had had enough of. 

It’s hot in Florida the sunshine state; too hot for someone as fair skinned as myself to enjoy but I got out there and soaked up the Vitamin D.  I don’t think my body had seen the sunshine due to the UK’s miserable weather from the summer before.

I ate seafood galore (although the lobster was from South Africa which I think might ruin the local seafood idea a tad) and enjoyed the stillness.  On my last day at the house, I threw my bread to the fish (always one to give back to nature even if it was garlic bread), and then panicked as a sea of crust  lay atop the waves  and started to roll towards the neighbours.  I thought fish ate bread? I would be forever known as the polluter or poisoner of wildlife.  Well I didn’t have to worry because after not so long the birds like a Hitchcock movie came pelting down.  Problem solved.  If the birds died it would be nowhere near me.

It was farewell to the Sunshine State and onwards to New York City.

USA Intro Day 1 – The Journey

 

Seat Layout

Seat Layout

 

Day 1 – The Journey

I have embarked on a tour of the States for three months to see friends and work a little (yes I have the right visa) and get out of the Big Smoke that is London.

The adventure started with a stay at the Sofitel Gatwick.  The rooms are adequate but if you think anything might be going on in Gatwick of an evening then think again.  The pubs are shut; the bars are open next to the hotel and what they lack in atmosphere they make up for  in price on the drinks, because the pubs are shut. Nonetheless a good night’s sleep was had. I never like to travel hung over or worse drunk and this is from past lessons learned.  Nothing is worse than feeling like vomit and your delayed plane journey consists of a bumpy ride with the obligatory child kicking your chair.

This time I had the wonderful option of travelling by Business Class.  This means two things on British Airways; no child kicking your chair repeatedly whilst the parents ignore its happening and you also  get the chair that reclines into the bed. The bed is an amazing and comfortable and highly lazy option, it makes any journey fly by (pun intended.)

I was facing an odd soon to be pensioner red jumper wearing (hers with pearls) couple who were looking directly at me.  We all had our feet up and I could tell neither of us wanted to be looking at each other’s faces.  I was looking at them, they were looking at me, a divider window was between us but being English no one wanted to press the button and be rude. So I did what anyone would do and waited for the woman to go to the bathroom.  I pressed the button which didn’t work.  The window came up and then came back down.   I styled it by looking ahead and pretending that it hadn’t happened.  The husband ignored it too.  She pressed it on her return and it worked.

I reclined into the laziest recline possible.  Not quite the bed but like a sofa.  Pulled up a film to watch and relaxed but unfortunately in front of me were two parents either side of two children as the seats in the middle are a cluster of four.  To get to the middle the father in front of me had to keep getting up and stepping over my feet.  The wife to see the husband had to do the same.  This wouldn’t have been a problem had they not wanted to do this at least twenty times with both having the balance of let’s say zero.  Each time without fail they kicked my chair.  The manna that I was expecting of a no kicking zone ceased.  They always mumbled sorry, but they didn’t stop.  I looked down and mumbled its ok but refused eye contact which is the universal phrase for it’s not OK.  But in the end with my eye mask on and trying to have one almighty snooze they kicked the seat for one last time at which whoever it was got to see blindfolded woman shoot up with hands out in an asking fashion grunting Ughh’ at them.  It didn’t stop but it did calm down after.

The rest of the flight was without incident.